I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
