I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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