I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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