hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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