is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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