I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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