Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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