who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
