friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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