After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Only a mothe r could love this liver
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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