the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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