Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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