Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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