At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Slut skills are useful in every country.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
