we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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