your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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