I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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