oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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