Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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