Sponge bath it is.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
