My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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