a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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