PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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