We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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