Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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