i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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