Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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