hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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