I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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