The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
How does one acquire holy water?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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