I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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