people are starting to question the shark bite story
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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