If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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