it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
