Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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