i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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