What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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