You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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