I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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