Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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