So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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