I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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