I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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