Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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