Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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