I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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