At least make sure they are 18
Why
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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