I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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