Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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