I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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