Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Who died my cat blue again?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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