This girl is more easily done than said...
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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