Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
