Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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