so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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