i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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