Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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